A Gentleman's Guide to Looking Like Trouble

There is actually a well-established formula for looking like trouble:

. Don't bathe
. Stand off to the side
. Glare menacingly
. Smoke
. Scowl
. Sunglasses help
. Bruises help too

Looking like trouble and actually being trouble are two different things. You will have to use your own imagination for the latter.
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